Sorry

You had to have been expecting some kind of explosion. It’s just volatility and compression. Frankly, I’m not sorry. If you didn’t want people to know you fucked half of the state finance committee in Albany, then you shouldn’t have fucked half of the state finance committee in Albany. People were saying that they were impressed with your negotiating abilities. So am I, really.

I’m not sorry for any of my ridiculous claims, nor am I sorry for dumping that 40 over your head when you came to apologize. I’m still happy that I fucked your new secretary and Veronica, and yes, I was the one who stole your Cat Stevens record from the party.
I am sorry that I turned into the kind of person who gets into loud, bitter arguments in cafes. I am deeply sorry that I lost myself. But you expected me to, didn’t you?